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Spitting Feathers

from Ship of Fools by Richard Gorman

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A ditty about the self-serving media trope that the 'centre' ground of politics is somehow inhabited by 'moderates'.

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Spitting Feathers

I’m smart and chic and moderate I dress like Jackie Onassis
I watch patronising vox pops of the unwashed masses
I consume the opinions of the chattering classes

I’ve been checking out the labels in the High Street stores
To help me build the wishlist on my touchscreen phone
I encourage aspiration, you know you are what you own

We are the middle classes and we hold it together
I’m throw my rattle out the pram yes I’m spitting feathers

I’m tolerant of gender, religion and race
I ride the social media bandwagon for every PC outrage
I’m signaling my virtue on my facebook page

The truth lies in the centre says the face on my screen
And I know that it’s true because they all look just like me
Chavs and proles and foreigners are all so extreme

We are the middle classes and we hold it together
I’m throwing dolly out the pram, yes I’m spitting feathers

Someone used to stack the shelves, someone used to fill the racks
Someone used to fold the dresses, every time I took them back

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from Ship of Fools, released November 8, 2019
Music, lyrics and performance by Richard Gorman
Produced by Stuart Duncan

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