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Don't Try This at Home
02:30
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Don’t Try This at Home
Don’t you just love, don’t you just love the simple life
Two kids, a car, a dog, a wife?
Don’t you just love your ninety-inch TV
Your new smartphone, school run, steak for tea?
But sometimes when you’re dreaming and you’re jerking off alone
You call your secret lover up
Don’t try this at home
Re-enacting Waterloo, shooting Apocalypse Now 2, making jam with superglue
Hardcore drugs in homemade bread, prostitutes in water beds, spanked ‘til your cheeks turn red
Don’t try this at home
Ain’t life sweet with slippers on your feet
Growing fat and old with your precious band of gold?
Hosting your own rodeo, BDSM picture show, wearing bras and panty hoes
Operating on your cranium, mining for uranium, semen stains – explaining ‘em
Before your wife comes home
One day when you’re daydreaming and tugging at your bone
She’s gonna catch you in the act
Don’t try this at home
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Frost
04:47
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Frost
Frost casts silver upon the antlers of trees
Upstart lightning
Broken fingers choke the dawn
Blue black winter
Helpless morning star
I ask forgiveness for the sins of winters past
But you blow the whole house down
Dream of summer, the cruelest dream of all
It burns, it blinds us and comes before the fall
I spy through the cracked and frozen crystal of my eye
No you and I and no way home
Lips between the black ice and an iron sky still breathing
Facing down each winter with a broken heart still bleeding
Snow
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Last of the Rhinos
04:41
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Last of the Rhinos
Wednesday morning waiting for the rain
Here comes the gas bill that I cannot pay
Boiling the kettle picking at my plate
Yes, I’m picking and pissing my life away
On the TV, on the TV there’s the girl I love
On the TV, there’s a starship and they’re taking off
She’s won’t take it off
She won’t take it off for me?
Last of the rhinos, well what do you care?
It isn’t here, it’s only over there
I heard on the news the swastikas have won
They say stick to the booze, it’s dusted and it’s done
The flower of Scotland line up outside the Athletic Bar
Cramming the ashtrays, impersonating scrunched up fags
We out stare passing cars
We don’t know who we are
Anymore
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Karen and Mabel
02:51
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Sfakiot Rebetika
04:52
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fakiot Rebetika
All about us the dead stone sings
Every girl a god every man a king
Cretan heart Sfakiot
Partisan, patriot
The Southern wind blows fire in our eyes
Where goat herds graze defiant trees
We will not bow or bend the knee
Fatal plans and pacts are forged
Within each shadow ridden gorge
Madara pours ice water in our veins
Venetians, Catholics, Franks and Turks
Have choked upon Dorian blood
Your fascist German swastika
Will crack and bleed in Sfakia
No Sfakiot shall be a slave
Drosoulites march from the grave
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The Stroll
02:41
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Sarah and the Birds
08:36
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Sarah and the Birds
Here she walked, she walked, she walked
And here she fell, she fell, she fell
Cut along the shore, ghosts dance with the waves
Gulls lament an angry sky, burst flowers on the wire
He remembers Sarah and the birds
Cliffs of grey and red, the dark and narrow path
The Bell Rock lighthouse tolls and watches the waves’ final embrace
He remembers Sarah and the birds
The North Sea hungers without sympathy
Without their well intended questions or their smiles
True and cruel as the rockface
As hard and honest as the swell
Which bore her away
Past the harbour town, beyond the yellow fields
Where black winds court white breakers a mile above the sea
She remembers how Sarah loved to dance
Pack her bag for school, ‘What dress will I wear?’
The car trips to the seaside, ‘Are we nearly there?’
She remembers Sarah and the birds
Time and tide wait for no man
Not for the stars or the sun
We can only watch as they wait for us
We can only watch as they murder and take from us
And drag her below
Here she walked, she walked, she walked
And here she fell, she fell, she fell
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aquí no se rinde nadie
03:08
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aquí no se rinde nadie
Well please excuse me if I’m telling you what you already know
But the writing’s on the wall again
A shrug and you just toe the line, is that how the story goes?
You tell me that they’re all the same
Forgive me if the obvious just puts you off your drink
Do you really just need someone else to blame?
The truth it leaves a bitter taste so you pour it down the sink
And you ask what’s the point of making waves?
You don’t believe the photographs, you don’t believe your eyes
Raped by the Great Deceiver but you don’t want to believe her
You’re voting for Caesar
aquí no se rinde nadie
aquí no se rinde nadie
The cost of living’s rising but life’s still going cheap
What you’re worth is never what you earn
It’s all easier to swallow when you’re crawling on your knees
But if you never fight you’ll never learn
You try so hard to close your mind to his devilry and sin
She swears blind that he’s Lucifer, you pretend that you can’t hear her
You’re voting for Caesar
aquí no se rinde nadie
aquí no se rinde nadie
aquí no se rinde nadie
aquí no se rinde nadie
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Last Song
02:22
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Last Song
Give me road child
Give me road when I’m going nowhere
Please give me somewhere
To go when my light fades
And my race is run
Take me with you
Take me with you my child
Take me with you
In your heart when my star fades
In the back of your mind
In your heart for the hard days
Just a flicker of light
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The Girl from Balmerino
04:06
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The Girl from Balmerino
I’m living the dream with the samba girls on Broughty Ferry beach
Play sand soccer on the strand and laughing as the frostbite starts to burn my hands
Throw those overcoats away, let’s go skinny dipping in the North Sea spray
Cristo Redentor watches from the Law
The girl from Balmerino makes you go ‘ah’
Perfect skin on my screen, squeezed into bikinis that I can hardly see
And the Olympian physique of Copacabana cruisers slippery with heat
I glide down Riverside to watch the sexy raincoats slip and slide
In Grumari it’s just another sunny day
Watch your Tayport parasol just fly away
Watch us dancing Bat Macumba as Tropicalia lights up Dundee
We can samba, we can rumba on Bossa Nova Broughty Ferry beach
I twerk to the beat of Club Tropicana Constitution Street
It’s Carnoustie Carnival, I’m shuffling to lose the sand that’s clinging to my balls
Go Brazilian today, get your kit off and swing through Newport-on-Tay
They got golden skin and tans
But I’ve got a Tennent’s lager tinny in my hand
Watch us dancing Bat Macumba as Tropicalia lights up Dundee
We can samba, we can rumba on Bossa Nova Broughty Ferry beach
Watch us dancing Bat Macumba as Tropicalia lights up Dundee
We can samba, we can rumba on the Bossa Nova ferry
Bossa Nova Broughty Ferry
Bossa Nova Broughty Ferry beach
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Rosemary
05:46
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Rosemary
Sweet Rosemary what do you see?
Row merrily, life’s but a dream
Capture a falling star, wish upon the moon
The Owl and the Pussycat, the honey and the spoon
Sweet Rosie you play with the truth
Burning down both ends of the flower of youth
Capture a falling star, wish upon the moon
Needle tracks lead to the stars bursting her balloon
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
They don’t know what they’re missing
Rosie spreads her wings far above her feather bed
A little piece of heaven
Her little piece of heaven
Sweet Rosemary I drink what you breathe
One kiss and I believe, it’s the high life for me
Capture a falling star, wish upon the moon
Fly so high, fall so far, want too much too soon
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread
They don’t know what they’re missing
Rosie spreads her wings far above her feather bed
A little piece of heaven
Her little piece of heaven
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Always Away
01:25
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Beatitude
03:08
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Beatitude
Oh my god we’ve lost the plot
It doesn’t matter if you’re real or not
Praise mohammed, buddha, jesus christ
When close your mind we all pay the price
But no-one’s an atheist, a jew or a muslim
Make this precious world your only religion
No-one’s a hindu, a buddhist or a christian
Make one another your only religion
The gawdy and godless, fanatics and causeless
Your brother’s a god and your sister’s a goddess
Your rules and your pride, your donations and prayers
Just feed a monster that isn’t even there
And no-one’s just an atheist, a jew or a muslim
Make this precious world your only religion
No-one’s a hindu, a buddhist or a christian
Make one another your only religion
The more that you’re certain the more that you’re guessing
The more you condemn the more you’re confessing
The more you look down the more you’re oppressing
Swap god for a stranger then give them your blessing
No-one’s an atheist, a jew or a muslim
Make this precious world your only religion
No-one’s a hindu, a buddhist or a christian
Make one another your only religion
Compassion is truth, reason’s a godsend
Can’t you see that Love is your only commandment?
It won’t come from above or the second amendment
Love conquers all, hosanna amen
Because no-one’s an atheist, a jew or a muslim
Make this precious world your only religion
No-one’s a hindu, a buddhist or a christian
Make one another your only religion
No-one’s an atheist, a jew or a muslim
Make this precious world your only religion
No-one’s a hindu, a buddhist or a christian
Make one another your only religion
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Richard Gorman Dundee, UK
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