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A Different Kind of Love
04:12
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A Different Kind of Love
The girls and the boys and the boys and the girls are out carving their names on the trees
And the women and men and the intimate friends are kissing and talking in tongues
There’s something to be said for missionary sex and the trappings of marital bliss
But not every planet is wearing a ring and not every flower’s a rose
He said come on let me show you a different kind of love
Come on let me show you a different kind of love
Does it take one to score or is merrier more? Do whatever dance keeps you together
Men can love men there’s no need to defend the pleasures that burn in our brains
And girl on girl action’s not just a display to help us lonely men get through the night
Because women make love and it comes from the heart
And it shines in the sky like the moon
She said come on let me show you a different kind of love
Come on let me show you a different kind of love
Leathers and chains and whips and pain there’s so many ways love can be shown
Flowers and chocolates and poems and porn for all of us each to their own
Abstinence, chastity, hands to yourself, you’re free just to leave it alone
It’s none of my business if modern love means you’re coming all over your phone
Do you understand what makes a man a man? Is it money and power or muscles?
Is intercourse best if you’re wearing a dress and your girlfriend is amply endowed
Do you kiss? Do you fight?
Do it morning, noon and night and go dogging all over this town?
It makes me uptight but what gives me the right to say what kinds of love are allowed?
So come on let me show you a different kind of love
Come on let me show you a different kind of love
Come on let me show you a different kind of love
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Crest
05:14
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Crest
No half shell but a shingle beach
Scallops and razor shells
Spring tide and the marram wind
Wash you ashore
River, come swallow me
Come sky kissed and mountain deep
Bear me down to the bitter brine
And redden my eyes
I am old now
I watch the sun drown
Walk with me to the ocean’s edge
Wade out until she cups your breasts
Gulls cry for the seventh wave
To carry you home
I am old now
I watch the sun drown
In you
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The Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club
I slung my guitar, I went strutting the street
Looking for a joint where I could pick a beat
Saw a fly poster so I followed it up
To the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club
You could hear a fly cough as I walked through the door
And dodged the fiddle cases decorating the floor
I smiled at the barmaid and I ordered a beer
She said ‘I’m sorry son but we don’t serve your sort round here’
We play no jazz scales at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
Serve only real ale at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
They sang about fishing and Scarborough Fair
Through hand knitted wooly jumpers and lots of facial hair
There was a mining disaster and a shipwreck or three
Then they sang a murder ballad and they turned to me
I shook like a leaf and I started my tune
If looks could kill my blood would be all over this room
If you use amplification boy there’s nowhere to hide
From another Auchentoshanteuchterarder homicide
We play strict tempo at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
We’re fucking mental at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
No jazz, no ska, no classical and no fusion
Or you’ll need facial reconstruction and a transfusion
No prog, no punk, no soul and no satisfaction
Or you’ll be spending the rest of your weekend in traction
The folky fiddle gangstas cut me up with their bows
Americanas crowned me with the old banjo
I tangled wi’ the moothie man and choked on his organ
Someone phone an ambulance and taxi for Gorman
No sophisticated rhythm at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
Just another victim of the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
So if you bagged a Grammy or a bundle of Brits
Singing boogie woogie or some hip hop shit
You’d better learn to sing some Corries or they’ll skin you alive
At the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club dive
We’re monophonic at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
Strictly pentatonic at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
Worship Richard Gaughan at the Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
Or you’ll get a stompin’ in the Auchentoshanteuchterarder,
Auchentoshanteuchterarder,
Auchentoshanteuchterarder Folk Club Bar
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Leo
03:22
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Leo
Music is just a waste of time a breath in the wind
Music is just a waste of time a breath in the wind
And there’s no going back
Yes I heard what Leonardo Da Vinci said
So now I can say to you that Leo was a fool
You can sculpt a bronze year after year and cast it for all eternity
You can paint and paint her face again and light up the distant centuries
You can pen the perfect elegy and preserve him for posterity
But these are all just lies
Because love is over in a moment and then that moment dies
A song is over in a moment then let’s that moment fly
Breathe it in and there she is
Breathe it out and then she’s gone
Life is over in a moment and then that moment dies
And there’s no going back
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Gun
02:09
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Gun
I know a man and he’s got a gun
He says that he keeps it just for fun
So I bought a gun and I point it at him
He’s got a gun and he points it at her
She’s got a gun and she points it at you
Now you’ve got a gun and you’re pointing it too
Is your trigger finger feeling itchy?
Are you feeling just a little twitchy?
Well I know a man and he’s got a gun
Says that he keeps it just for fun
We all know that man and he’s got a gun
And now he can point it at everyone
We hold these truths to be self-evident
Life and Love and Liberty
And the pursuit of
Trigger happiness
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Psalm 151
03:29
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Psalm 151
You have lived a brighter day and climbed inside the sun
As you walk this planet spins and turns beneath your feet
You are a hot-blooded angel
You are the branches of trees
A billion dancing galaxies and supernova born
Unselfish gene, a madman’s dream, a kiss is who you are
You spin this whole world around you
You are destiny’s child
You come from the forest which comes from the sea
Which comes from the starlight which set us all free
Time is your lover, she opens for you
Every fish and every bird and every drop of rain
Every rock and every breeze and everyone is you
You are beauty and reason
You are one family
Look into a stranger’s eyes, you’re looking at yourself
You are a godless miracle, a dreamer passing through
Everyone is your brother
And your mother the sun
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Hearts
03:10
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Hearts
Do you recall our finest hour
A time of blood and martyrs?
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
Jimmy did they jeer your name
Or send you a white feather?
Did they drown out the parting cries
Of your childhood sweetheart?
Hearts so young and lies so old
The flower of the Gorgie
March away with George MacRae
To die for King and Country
No terraces, the battle roar
The rifle and the cannon
Maroon blood stains the River Somme
Black murder for the crows
Is victory bright silverware?
Is victory remembrance?
What is the cost in young man’s blood
Of your trophies and your medals?
Duncan Currie, George McLay, Jimmy Boyd, Tom Gracie
Ernest Ellis, Jimmy Todd, James Scott and Jimmy Morton
David Izatt, Harold Sparkes, Jimmy Hawthorn, Harry Wattie
Dulce et decorum est
A hundred thousand gone
Hearts so young and lies so old
The flower of the Gorgie
March away with George MacRae
To die for King and Country
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Honey Hair
04:49
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Honey Hair
Honey Hair make me a better man
You know that lust and sin is who I am
Been so bad make me a better man
Than I am
Honey Hair lose that dress
Save my soul, damn yourself
Going down, follow me
Into the dark
Poison drips take it all
Pity sex and alcohol
Cut it out, Make it bleed
Squeeze me dry
Strip me down, clean me out, be the rain
Stitch me up, taste my sweat, spit and shine
Put me down, make me a better man
Or show me the door and let it slam
Honey Hair make me a better man
A better man
Than I am
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Waltzer
01:32
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Waltzer
I want a gay Pope and a rebel Queen
I want imams into the death metal scene
And ministers sick out on the tiles
I want teachers all fucked up on LSD
I want fascist fruit swinging from every tree
And social workers in drag
I want doctors right down to their underwear
I want naked policewomen everywhere
Cock piercings for every tycoon
I want homeless junkies to run this town
I want god to be caught with his panties down
I want bosses and big shots to see
You’re just an arsehole like me
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Monarch
08:04
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Monarch
Homero is golden, he wears butterflies
As strong as the mountains of Michoacan
How does a tree fall in the forest?
How does a tree fall in the forest making no sound?
Stand tall together against the storm
As trees in the forest we stand as one
Mariposas Monarca, Mariposas Monarca there is ice in the wind
Ejido the land is the people, Ejido the land is the people
And the people are one
The people are one
Three thousand miles, the dreams of Ocampo shall take the wing
Three thousand miles, the souls of the restless drift on the wind
Follow the song of our mother the Sun, back home
Homero lies sleeping, a dream remains
On the cruel blades of cowards our forest bleeds
If his spirit cries in the forest
If his spirit cries in the forest will you answer the call?
Homero awakens in robes of gold
Dia de Muertos, the dead shall rise
Mariposas Monarca, Mariposas Monarca the people will rise
Mariposas Monarca the people will rise
Like butterflies
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