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HYS (The New Normal)

from Ship of Fools by Richard Gorman

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The one I didn't write the lyrics for. I trawled bilious political Have Your Say forums and round a perfectly nice musical hook and chord progression by arranging them over it. A fair wind of intransigent bigotry for the Captain as he steers his path to glory.

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HYS (The New Normal) lyrics compiled from UK Political Have Your Say forums.

You’re a pillock, it’s a hate crime
It’s a pint of warm urine

Neanderthaler do you need to have it all explained?
Cult of the Swedish Go Child you’re increasingly deranged

Anti-semite, smug remainer
Twisted logic, rebel traitor

You have the popularity of an STI
Blame Russian interference, it’s all fake news and lies

Social justice warriors you just can’t accept the facts
Why don’t you leave our country and never come back

Absolute poison, hate filled rabble
Right wing posture, spouting drivel

He’s a useful idiot of the PC liberal left
He deserved that public beating you know he brought it on himself

He’s so tedious what a gormless little nerk
You’re all just hypocrites your politics will eat itself

Fucking liar, you’re a bigot
You’re so stupid, just accept it

Ha ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho
The new normal
It’s a shitshow

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from Ship of Fools, released November 8, 2019
Music and performance by Richard Gorman
Lyrics compiled from HYS forums
Produced by Stuart Duncan

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